Web users to become XXX users

After a secretive project hatched by Elon Musk to ensure the future funding of the World Wide Web and “to protect it from the influence of big corporates” it was announced that a group of big corporates known as “The April Consortium” including Tesla, IBM, Google, Amazon and Apple had effectively purchased the Web and all its assets and would be transitioning all the WWW traffic to the new XXX protocol.

Although some users had pointed out that XXX is traditionally associated with pornography, the Consortium pointed out that this is pretty much what the Web is used for anyway …

None of the key figures: Tim Berners-Lee (the inventor of the Internet),  Vint Cerf (the inventor of the Web) nor a chap called Dennis Q. Smith (the inventor of Pornography) were available for comment.